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My Jury Hell: Part Four

Posted by: ShenaniganJenn on: May 13, 2011

We had a short day today, but it feels wrong to not share it with y’all, you know?

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My Jury Hell: Part Three

Posted by: ShenaniganJenn on: May 12, 2011

Another day of emotional torture. I’ve heard there are people who intentionally try to get placed on jury duty. I wish I could find out who those people are. I would hate crime them so fast. Or maybe not. Because I now know what kind of people would decide my fate.

My Jury Hell: Part Two – The Quotes

Posted by: ShenaniganJenn on: May 6, 2011

Because it’s going to take me a while to decipher my rage-filled scribbles, I’m posting some of the best quotes from today’s session. Read the rest of this entry »

My Jury Hell: Part One

Posted by: ShenaniganJenn on: May 3, 2011

I’m not great with people. What I mean is, I hate people. I hate them so much. I’m currently impaneled on a jury, so this is obviously an issue. I can’t give many details, as I’ve been told I’ll be arrested, sent directly to jail and slapped right on my whore mouth if I say a word about anything.

How Borders Gave Me Polio

Posted by: ShenaniganJenn on: April 18, 2011

As many of my Twitter pals know, I’ve spent a shocking amount of time and money at the Borders store closing sales. I like to think of myself as a normal, rational person with above average taste in reading material, however at 90% off? I bought Shannen Doherty’s book. Brenda Walsh wrote a book called Badass and not only did I buy it willingly, but I actually caused a distraction so I could take it out of someone else’s basket. Discount book shopper Jennifer is not a proud woman. (She was buying Sarah Palin’s book, too, ok? I am not in the wrong here.)

I Want A Massage, That’s It. I PROMISE.

Posted by: ShenaniganJenn on: September 14, 2010

I went to Massage Envy this weekend. For a massage. Only a massage. Not any sort of manual stimulation and/or release. I NEED TO MAKE THIS VERY CLEAR BECAUSE SOMETHING WENT HORRIBLY WRONG AND ALTHOUGH I AM NOT ~NOT~ INVITED BACK, I SHAN’T BE VISITING AGAIN. Read the rest of this entry »

Stop Looking At Me, Food!

Posted by: ShenaniganJenn on: September 8, 2010

I have approximately 174 different email addresses. Like 165 of them are for dick scouting. I DON’T FUCKING JUDGE YOU.  Read the rest of this entry »

Working An Angle

Posted by: ShenaniganJenn on: September 1, 2010

I had a request to write a blog on how to be a slut. How… to be… a slut. I’m not entirely sure I should be complimented by this request, but I like to think of myself as a Sex Yoda. I know everything about hardcore boning. Including, but not limited to, romantic sex terminology. Read the rest of this entry »

Versus

Posted by: ShenaniganJenn on: August 31, 2010

 

I’ve had a lot of people ask me about the differences between Real Life Jennifer and online ShenaniganJenn, especially the people who don’t know about my Twitter account.  Read the rest of this entry »

“Sore In The Vicinity Of My Ass”

Posted by: ShenaniganJenn on: August 27, 2010

I’m probably going to be spending a lot of time writing about Target. Because I love Target. If you aren’t ok with that, you should probably leave now. You should leave this blog and then go kill yourself because you have no soul. Read the rest of this entry »

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